On his recent visit to the UK for an international spending competition, right wing Obama obsessives were left smarting by yet another breach in protocol, sure to leave the ‘special relationship’ irreparably damaged. After all the furore over Giftgate and the unforgivable sight of seeing our Queen molested by a black woman[!], it can now be exclusively revealed that Obama did not even make a detour north to sleep with me! And we thought Biden was prone to gaffes. Gordon Brown’s press poodle played down the incident:
“It is regrettable that the President could not leave the G20 summit to satisfy the carnal cravings of a woman that so clearly desires him, but it must be remembered we were in the process of saving the world, and against that backdrop I am sure people can understand that he felt it important to stay here in London…I mean, not that London, but the city of London.”
Behind the scenes though, British officials were said to be furious, one of them stating brusquely:
“One of the things we take the most pride in here in the UK is that we have the finest drunken wenches anywhere in the world, and, let me tell you, they are not fussy about putting out no matter who the visiting dignatory is. I feel President Obama is basically saying, “I prefer those hairy, sophisticated women off the continent, or more like those dirty Arabs.”
Lon was unavailable for comment, but did release a terse press statement through her agent:
“Fuck you Obama. Hugo Chavez never treat me like this!”
X- Lon -X
April 5, 2009 at 4:34 pm
“ambivalently watching some porn he had brought over”
- I’d be lying if I were to pretend I didn’t have my own special ‘collection’, or hadn’t checked out various sites online in search of filth, but I’m not a David Duchovny addict type thankfully.
But, I don’t really get the whole ‘communal’ porn watching thing… I wouldn’t really want to watch porn with a male or female friend, it just seems odd. I’m not saying one shouldn’t do this, or I’m outraged or something, just that’s it’s never been something I’d be comfortable with. It isn’t exactly like I’m regularly being invited to watch porn with my pals tho, so isn’t really a prob!
Being in the UK, did you catch any of that ‘sex education show vs porn’ that was on Channel 4 in the evenings this week? It wasn’t exactly education in that it was on at a time of night kids prob weren’t watching and adult audiences were prob just having a laugh at teenagers react to seeing naked people, talking about STIs and porn etc. At one point they had a load of parents in a private cinema watching porn… a couple of points had the mums shouting stuff like, ‘oh my god that’s disgusting’, while the dads kind of tried to sound as appalled with ‘oh, yeah, that’s, that’s really bad’ type comments as if they 1) weren’t turned on and 2) had never seen anything like it before!
I WAS kinda shocked by the fact that the average age for people first watching porn is 11 yrs old. It also seems to have screwed a lot of kids heads up when it comes to attitudes about their bodies, and what sex is about.
Basically girls are expected to have huge boobs, men giant dicks while having pretty rough sex, with the guys treating girls with disprespect and no use of condoms etc.
Porn shouldn’t be banned, but I think it should be for people 16 or so + to consume cause it does seem to be messing with kids concept of sex.
Also, some comedian did make the point recently that the species may not survive if a load of guys grow up thinking that having sex must always end with the guy ‘finishing up’ on the girls chest or face!!
April 5, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Oh, wait my comment above was meant for your other post!! :S Sorry!