Part of an ongoing series that reveals the many unusual search engine combinations that brings visitors to my blog doorstep. Here is the latest  collection.

A big bird on drugs?! I am not *that* big

A big bird on drugs?! I am not *that* big

I am thinking that these two people would have been just a little disappointed, especially the latter one. The ‘big bird drugs’ brough them here because of my Sesame Street related jibes in this post. If they were looking for new tranqulisers for their ostrich farm, or a chubby crack whore, then sadly they would have been misdirected.

The latter selection of search terms is even more intriguing; it brought them to my door because of my referring to Obama as “the sexiest, pimp-daddyiest politician of all time” in this now legendary post. But what were they searching for exactly? Does one detect the closeted homosexual homophobe of some rural American backwater here? Simultaneously hating Obama, but actually wanting him as their ‘gay fag pimp’? “Oh Barry Hussein…oh yeah, do me like a stuck pig..oh yeah” “Ma, Cletus is doing the Obama thing again in his room!”

I did a few weeks back have someone brought to the page via the search string “underclass family”; since when did search engines get so insightful?!

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